But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My nipple is on Facebook.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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