Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
