So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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