dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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