Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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