I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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