If that was your dad, he is hot
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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