i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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