Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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