Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my sisters under your porch take her home
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You ruined the universe
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