i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize