his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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