I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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