Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
MIDGETS
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I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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