she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
nutella sex= disaster
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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