Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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