Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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