Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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