In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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