I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
