No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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