How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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