Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
