The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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