I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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