your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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