His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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