I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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