Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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