how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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