He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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