Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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