bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
