Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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