i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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