He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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