No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
