I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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