He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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