I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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