i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i drank out of a bidet.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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