i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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