I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
