Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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