Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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