she was so not down for the gang bang
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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