either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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