if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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