Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
