The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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