brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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