someone threw a dead crab at me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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