sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Green mimosas i think yes
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We're not piercing ourselves today.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Randomize
