it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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