Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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