I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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